Upturned the frown; I'm a clown.
The marriage was arranged, by love.
Went back in time; changed nothing.
Came. Saw. Tweeted. Fuelled the fire.
Missed the train. I'm still alive.
Had pocket aces. Now has nothing.
Planned her pregnancy. Broke his marriage.
I slapped myself. Time travel worked.
I mailed the bomb. Returned undelivered.
Feeling claustrophobic. Should have been
cremated.
Lost a phone. Gained a contact.
Phatako ki dukaan. Maachis ki teeli.
Lost a phone. Gained a contact.
Won the match. Lost all respect.
Short circuit. Dentist picks up chisel.
Number engaged. Cops take phone away.
